Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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