I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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