Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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