Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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