She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
i think my cat just said my name.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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