I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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