this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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