Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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