sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Randomize
