One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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