Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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