you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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