what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Randomize