is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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