Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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