And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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