oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Non-Jews are for practice
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
i think my cat just said my name.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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