afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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