do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Ladies don't puke and tell
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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