You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I just want nice things and good sex
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He's on the porch naked. Help.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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