you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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