how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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