Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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