Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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