Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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