i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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