Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
operation harelip BJ is a go
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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