There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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