Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Randomize
