I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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