Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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