i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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