remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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