I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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