You work out of a Hotel?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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