no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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