i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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