i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Couch. On fire.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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