No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
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