Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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