Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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