I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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