Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
you never un-have a 4some
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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