That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
she smelled like a LAN party
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
That accounts for only three of the penises
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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