I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
