You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Shame - the story of my life.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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