we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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