when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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