Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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