Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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