about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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