dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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