Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
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