I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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