God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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