I puked a lego.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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