I bet he comes in French.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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