I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I want to make a zoo with you.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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